don’t ask me if i can go a day without cursing. i went the first 8 years of life without curing; i can go one day without doing it. i just choose not to.
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
I’d like to warn my partner that I’m a fabulous bitch made of Beyonce and Jhene Aiko so don’t let me intimidate you upon meeting, Thanks!
Walking out the house ashy
being stuck at white folks house being forced to eat food seasoned broken promises and killed ambitions
getting braided so tight you gotta pray for your edges to stay strong
Forgetting to take the chicken out the freezer and ya mom coming home in ten mins.
Baby moms finding out your new address.